Vegetable humor

Vegetable humor from today’s Dear Abby column:
“I’m an inveterate punster — ‘If I put a leafy green vegetable on the barbecue, will it be chard?’”
Abby advises the punster to keep his puns to himself. I disagree. Anyone else have a good food pun to share?

Burrito love, or what kind of Mexican food are you?

We don’t have a Qdoba Mexican Grill around here, but don’t let that stop you from checking out their quiz that answers the question, “If you were a Mexican food, what kind of Mexican food would you be?” 
The quiz is the result of a scientific research study from Dr. Alan Hirsch of the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research [...]